Especially when dealing with this family. Do they share? No.

Here’s my ideal cocktail recipe:
Water
Meat juice
Chicken juice
Peanut butter

Blend together, and garnish with Cheerios. Serve to deserving dog in largest bowl possible.

Easy. But of course they won’t make that for me. Boo them.

A doggy cocktail,
Delicious and nutritious.
This dog can dream, right?