Paparazzi Haiku.

Relaxed and sleeping,
Until flashing lights blind me.
Paparazzi suck.

I reach with my paw,
To show that I’m not amused.
Too late, flash flash flash.


Seriously. Does the mom always have to take pictures of me? Isn’t it enough that I do blood glucose alerting? Isn’t it enough that I look gorgeous all the time?  Ohhhhhh….Do’h!   So that’s why she always takes pictures of me.  She wants to share my beauty with others!  Yeah, that’s it.

Ugh.  Still. That was a bright flash. I was in the RIGHT to paw her phone out of my way. Let me be.

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