Gum haikus.

Gum stuck in my tail.
How did it get there you ask?
Dance shows really suck.

I sit and watch her.
Apparently in mint gum.
Gross. Seriously.

I work really hard.
Alerting to highs and lows.
I don’t deserve this.

Gum could be better,
If it were T-bone flavored.
And could be swallowed.

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But yeah. Gum sucks. Or more so the people who throw their gum on the floor of an auditorium suck. And I’m still not sure about dance. But you already knew that.

Off to work. Stay safe. And out of gum.

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