I would be a gold medal winner. Heck. I would get gold, silver AND bronze because I’m that good at it. Look at my form. Look at my technique. Look at my athleticism. Well. Whatever. Maybe my alerting isn’t all those things, but it’s pretty darn awesome I think.  The girl might have looked all happy and smily but I knew the real deal.  Her BG was dropping too fast.  So again, as usual, Darwin to the rescue….with my olympic caliber alerting.