I think I deserve hazard pay. And let me tell you why. Or better yet, let me show you why.
Why does this girl think I need to try all her new toys? Whatever. If I need glasses I’ll get some sleek Prada ones not bright green plastic ones with wipers. I suppose she means well wanting to share but I did not sign up for this.
Off to alert. She’s dropping below 100 and she needs a glucose tab. Even with all the shenanigans I still have to do my job.