I don’t even think I would need to explain this. The expression “a photo is worth 1000 words” is an understatement. I was not amused. I am still not amused. The girl thought I would like to be fancy. Whatever. This dog doesn’t do fancy. This dog might be driven to drink with these beads. Wait, doesn’t drinking usually preface the receipt of beads? In any case, this was not a high point in my career but I wanted to share just how dedicated I am in keeping this girl safe. I will wear citrus mardi gras beads for gods sake. Whatever. She’ll grow out of this phase soon, right?