The girl likes books. She can’t read yet but she looks like she can. She just makes makes up stories as she goes. Most of them have me as the main character. Of course.

This was my first night in the hotel with them during their training. The girl wanted me to feel like part of the family. I wasn’t so sure.

The stories keep getting better and oh boy am I part of this family now. Shhhh, but I kinda don’t want the girl to learn to read. There won’t be as many stories with me as the star. Whatever. I can just keep blogging about myself.