Let’s get this straight. I am not the only one in the house who sheds.
The mom is always going around the house with the Dyson muttering about black hair everywhere. Uh, if black hair is everywhere it means I’m doing my job. Duh. Last time I checked the girl went everywhere too. Whatever. I get blamed for everything.
Anyways, I just wanted to point out that I might shed black hair but the girl sheds glitter. Like everywhere. Why is black hair worse than glitter??? You cant tell me, huh? I didn’t think so.
Yeah, I think the mom likes glitter too. She needs to grow up.
Next time they do an art project I will suggest they sprinkle my black hair on it. Now that would be art!
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Dyson is missing out on some good PR. All the service (and those in training) dogs’ people I know use their vacuum cleaners. There’s a lot of superior DNA in canisters across the USA. Our local bird population seeks out our little fur wads when it comes time to build superior nests. Hey, shedding is good for the environment. Glitter, probably not so much….but don’t try to tell your girl and her mom that. Just keep shedding, Darwin….your shiny DNA is sparkle enough.