So close. Yet so far away. I was trying to whisper to the girl to just drop it. I told her I wouldn’t demolish it but I think she knew I was lying. Whatever. Lying. Negotiating. Same deal. Right?

I did get three small tidbits. But I had to perform. Sit. Stay. Down. Leave it. Come. Argh! I shouldn’t have to do that. I am not a monkey. I deserve a steak. For being me. That’s enough. I’m awesome.