The girl and the mom joke around a lot. Most of the time it’s not funny. Most of the time it has nothing to do with me. Today was different on both fronts.

The girl: Knock knock.
The mom: Who’s there?
The girl: Darwin.
The mom: Darwin who?
The girl: Darwin the Diabetic Alert Dog….so you better check your blood glucose mom!

Ha! I love this girl. But I have a better joke.

Me: knock knock
The girl: who’s there?
Me: a hungry dog.
The girl: a hungry dog who?
Me: a hungry dog who deserves a steak.

Wait. That’s not funny. Give me a steak already.