Just because you put a life vest on me doesn’t mean I will get in your dumb boat. Period. No more discussion please. I do like the life vest though. It’s rather dapper, and it matches the girl’s life vest. However, please don’t think I’m a matchy matchy dog…..I just like how us matching made the girl so happy. Yes, I like it when she’s happy. So let’s change subjects now….from the girl happy to the dog being unhappy at the idea of getting on a boat.
I look interested ONLY because the mom had cheese. Whatever. Don’t judge. Yes. I used her. I had no plan on going on the boat but I played along for cheese. You would too if you were me. It was FRESH mozzarella….
And even with the immense dread and uneasiness I felt, I pawed the mom. The girl’s BG was too high. And by this time the girl realized I was NOT going to get in the boat….so she started to lose it. She loves me. I hate to admit this, but I was flattered.
The girl was not happy with me. She kept wailing that things are more fun with me. Duh. Yeah. I know. I am fun. Plus I can help get her numbers in range. Go me. But yea….the video below did kinda make me feel bad. She really wanted me to come. I just HATE the water.
She was mad! And it suppose it isn’t fair, but I’m glad the mom and the dad respect that I don’t want to deal with the boat.
The grandma took me back to the house and I got to chill out while the family went for sushi. They went in a boat! So I guess I could call it the “sushi boat”. LOL. Ok, it’s Monday. I’m looking for humor anywhere I can get it ok, folks? Don’t judge me.
On the way back from lunch the girl had totally forgotten about me. Not really. But at least she was having a good time. And it’s ok if she has a good time without me. I can tell from the smile that the girl’s BG was in range. And that makes ME happy.