Just because you put a life vest on me doesn’t mean I will get in your dumb boat. Period. No more discussion please. I do like the life vest though. It’s rather dapper, and it matches the girl’s life vest. However, please don’t think I’m a matchy matchy dog…..I just like how us matching made the girl so happy. Yes, I like it when she’s happy. So let’s change subjects now….from the girl happy to the dog being unhappy at the idea of getting on a boat.
I look interested ONLY because the mom had cheese. Whatever. Don’t judge. Yes. I used her. I had no plan on going on the boat but I played along for cheese. You would too if you were me. It was FRESH mozzarella….
And yeah. I walked down the plank again. I know I know. They don’t call it a plank. But I do. Who cares. It feels like a plank to me.
And even with the immense dread and uneasiness I felt, I pawed the mom. The girl’s BG was too high. And by this time the girl realized I was NOT going to get in the boat….so she started to lose it. She loves me. I hate to admit this, but I was flattered.
The girl was not happy with me. She kept wailing that things are more fun with me. Duh. Yeah. I know. I am fun. Plus I can help get her numbers in range. Go me. But yea….the video below did kinda make me feel bad. She really wanted me to come. I just HATE the water.
She was mad! And it suppose it isn’t fair, but I’m glad the mom and the dad respect that I don’t want to deal with the boat.
The grandma took me back to the house and I got to chill out while the family went for sushi. They went in a boat! So I guess I could call it the “sushi boat”. LOL. Ok, it’s Monday. I’m looking for humor anywhere I can get it ok, folks? Don’t judge me.
On the way back from lunch the girl had totally forgotten about me. Not really. But at least she was having a good time. And it’s ok if she has a good time without me. I can tell from the smile that the girl’s BG was in range. And that makes ME happy.
My you look stunning in that life jacket. Just get on the boat ok.