The mom said, Darwin needs to be brushed.
The girl got on her bathing suit and I was crushed.
I thought for sure the brushing would end in a bath.
There was no water, so they were saved from my wrath!
Whatever. You know there is no wrath in me.
If I saw the water I just might try to flee.
Who am I kidding, I couldn’t do that to the girl.
I’ll get wet and sacrifice myself to protect every curl.