So the girl likes to give me kisses sometimes. Well, all the time really. She loves me. And who can blame her? Right?
Anyways, I like it when she gives me kisses. And not because I actually like the kisses, because I don’t! (do you know how many germs a human carries?!?! GAG) I like her kisses because she breathes on me while she’s kissing me. So I have an easier time knowing what her BG is since the smell first comes from her breath. I don’t even have to sniff her out, she comes to me! It’s like she’s doing 80% of my job for me.